Utopia

In my perfect world:
• Clothes would wash and dry themselves.
• The rupee would be the most powerful currency.
• The University of Idaho would be relocated to somewhere in India.
• There would be snow on the sidewalks all over India.
• Roads would be safe for women no matter what time of the day.
• There would be no bananas.
• Child molesters would get the death penalty.
• Chocolates, icecreams, vodka, rum and coke will be healthy food.
• I would have a movie theater sized screen in my house.
• Orkut would automatically ban people wanting “to do friendship” with anyone.
• Everyone would brush their teeth twice at least.
• Mandira Bedi would wear blouses.
• Daniel Craig would be my next door neighbor.
• Amitabh Bachhan would not have done that role in Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna.
• Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna would not have been made.
• International phone calls would be cheap.
• I would win the Pulitzer, Booker, and the Nobel.
• Everyone will be in the same time zone all over the world.
• Emran Hashmi would keep his mouth shut.
• Tweaking eyebrows would be the most painless act ever.
• Bon Jovi’s Its My Life would be the national anthem.
• My current favorite tracks – George Michael's Freedom and Salam E Ishq’s Dil Kya Kare would play themselves again and again.
• Ipods would grow on trees.
• There would be samosa/kachori/papri chaat/dahi bhalla/jalebi/gajar ka halwa/kulhar
wali chai ki dukaan and aloo paranthas in accessible corners of all cities of the
world.
• I would be able to just close my eyes and do my favorite road trip, from South to
the North, as often as possible.
• People would be imprisoned if they didn’t keep their word.
• Traveling across the world would be the easiest thing to plan.
• The people I love would never misunderstand me.
• The people who care about me would put up with my temper all the time.
• Fidelity and honesty would be the most aspired and sought after virtues.
• I would never have to give up a friend.