Blog-Bitching

1. Hey you saw the recipe of chicken stew she posted last week? It looked like it tastes yuck !!!

2. Hey you saw the way she was wearing these tank tops in the pics she posted? With her huge frame and her lack of dressing sense, she looked horrible!!!

3. Hey you know they went to Hawaii for their anniversary. I read it in her blog.

4. These days she is writing a tad too much on the women’s rights and liberations issues. You think her boyfriend dumped her?

5. Hey you saw she put the pics of her pets on her blog, and goes gaga writing about them. How funny and jobless.

6. Man, you should have seen her in the tiny shorts that she was wearing. Uumm… err…. Uhh… she looked hot !! No wonder men don’t look at us.

7. Suna hai aajkal janaab PWC mein kaam kar rahe hain?

8. Shaadi ke baad America to aa gayi, but the poor thing couldn’t learn how to dress properly. Paise aa gaye par taste na aaya.

9. Can you believe it? I met her. I FINALLY MET HER IN PERSON !!!

10. It seems she is planning to visit India next month. Lucky her.

11. These girls went to San Juan Island for the long weekend? How come they never told me about it?

12. Don’t you think these guys are a lot into these daaru party these days? I wonder what their livers are made of.

13. Baatein to itni badi badi karti hai blog pe, I know how narrow minded and prejudiced she is. But no, no, don’t ask me how I know. Arre kahaa na baba, I can’t tell you. Arrey na na. (Pause….) Achcha listen about what happened….but don't tell anyone, okay?

14. See how she rants about the disadvantages of being in a relationship, the encroachment on personal space and stuffs. Who knows, she must have been unable to patao any decent guy so far. Wait wait, is she lesbian?

15. Man, they eat beef curry for dinner, and then proudly write and post pics about it? Shame on them. Ram Ram !!!

16. Why do you think every horrible looking girl ends up with a handsome looking guy? Read her post? (Silence)… Kuch karr yaar !!!!

17. Lagta hai uske in-laws aaye hain for the delivery. Free mein nana nan(n)y aa gaye, aur kya?

18. Yaar in logon ka kutta ghar mein fart bhi maarega to yeh uske oopar blog likhenge. (These people can blog even about their pets farting). And there would be some 80 comments to it… like… oh, kitna achcha fart rahaa hoga. Yaar apne yahaan to kisi tarah se comment numbers reach a two digit. I tell you, only very few have an appreciation for quality writing.

(Reply)- Arre no worries yaar. Her blogs are Govinda/David Dhawan movies. Koi class hi nahi hai. No wonder she gets so many comments. Your posts are like… like…. haan Satyajit Ray movies. Very classy. Sachhi.

19. Ek handsome boyfriend kya mil gaya, bas usi ke bare mein chapar chapar chapar likhti rehti hai. I wonder what the man saw in a woman 5 years his senior.

(Reply) Arre banda andha hoga, aur kya.

20. Chal chal ab bahut ho gaya. Phone rakh aur kaam pe lag (Enough of bitching now. Let’s keep down the phone and get back to work).

We do it all the time. Trust me, it’s therapeutic.